July 2012
June 2012
mumsawitch:
On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be...
computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
me: shh it's ok
Someone left a spiderman magazine at my door
destielsextape:
AND IT HAS A SPIDERMAN CUT OUT TO PAINT
I highly recommend you follow the person I...
I highly recommend you follow the person I...
boatmobiles:
I either eat all day or don’t eat anything at all that’s just how I roll
thirdw0rld:
i apologize for the content of my blog and my personality
ponweiwest:
when people make a post
then you refresh your dash
and they deleted it
and you just sit there thinking
i saw that
Deleted lines from The Avengers script #5
Loki: Kneel before me.
*No-one kneels*
Loki: I said....KNEEEEEELLLLL!!!
*Still no-one kneels*
Stuttgart Citizen: Was sagt er?
Stuttgart Citizen #2: Ich weiß nicht...
Loki: Oh. My apologies. KNIET NIEDER, IHR AMEISEN!!!
*Everyone kneels*
xenite:
there’s only so much socializing i can handle before i get exhausted and just start getting annoyed of everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself up in my room and play video games or go on the computer
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My room is the only room with 2 air vents in it and it is probably the smallest room besides the bathroom. My dad is always complaining about how hot it is and I am in my bed wrapped in my shock blanket shivering because my room is so fucking cold. And it’s 103 degrees outside.
“We live down the street from a gay couple with a young son, my son goes and...”
– Mark Ruffalo (via et-in-arkadia)
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So my dream is to move to Scotland and work as an editor for the BBC. My University offers a Scottish literature class that has a study abroad opportunity I plan to take so I can visit Scotland before I actually move there.
When I talk about this with my Mum she says it’s stupid and I need to just stay in my hometown and get a proper job working for the local news station.
So when I told...
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Sometimes I find myself writing letters to my parents apologizing for how disappointing I am and for them being stuck with me. Then I remember they don’t know a lot about me and if they did they would be even more disappointed and I just start crying and making a blog post about it on my blog that would just disappoint them more.
toebyeus:
I don’t lose followers, followers lose me
